Vintage Millennial will be released on vinyl 1-21-20!


I’m afraid y’all have created a monster. She’s been laying low at your crumbling neighborhood mall for a few years now, in search of Cinnabon crumbs and souls! Maybe you caught a glimpse of her putrid tails slithering through the abandoned SEARS appliance dept? Don’t be fooled by her siren song, however sweet. I repeat: Do NOT walk into her spiderwebs. This tragic kingdom is your demise! Yes, she’s old enough to know better. But even Carson Daily knows resistance is futile. The Furby army is ready. The AOL instant messenger away message has been set. Enter the age of the VINTAGE MILLENNIAL!

Eccentric Pop Records is responsible for unleashing this horror onto the world! More details to come.

Hayley Cain